she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
