I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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