dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
