I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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