The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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