He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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