My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
