im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I'm passing your future prison.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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