Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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