i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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