she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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