PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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