There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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