So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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