Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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