i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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