I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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