My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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