shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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