So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
