Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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