what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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