i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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