69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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