I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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