I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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