Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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