And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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