So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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