Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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