Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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