you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Randomize
