did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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