That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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