I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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