When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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