yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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