I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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