Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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