so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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