BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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