the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
one might say we're banned from that church
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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