is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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