bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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