why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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