you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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