i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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