omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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