I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
She even gives head with a lisp.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Dicks are not precious.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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