am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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