Christians are straight up FREAKS
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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