hell yes lets make some ravioli
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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