Me too!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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