well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I checked into jail on foursquare
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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