I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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