16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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